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Employer: Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?

Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.

Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.

Comments by - Jonathan Foster
Last updated on 12/21/2006

And here is what they were:

This is a rejection I got for a manuscript that I sent out according to guidelines outlined in The Writer's Market. I receive rejections all the time, but this one was so fine that I had to put it into my own forum for others to enjoy as well.

Enjoy. I did.

Comments from a Staff Member:

As much as I am shocked by this letter, or lack there of, I am not suprised. I would have to agree, this is probably the best letter ever.

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