|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
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Last updated on 11/16/2010
And here is what they were:
|I am amazed PETA sent this auto response made from paper. Paper that came from trees that had to be cut down, probably orphaning a family of baby birds when their mother was hit by a falling tree. And what about the poor tree, does it not have feelings? I can't use the fur of helpless animals to cover up with, but you can use proud trees to draw on?|
Either way, I am sure future rejection is in order when you dump red paint all over me when I walk out of my house.
Comments from a Staff Member:
You forgot to mention the harsh conditions the tree faces in the slaughter houses...err sawmill.