Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - American Red Cross
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 07/31/2004
And the letter reads:
Ms. Xxxxxxx XxxxxxxxView Comments
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Xxxxxxxxxx, XX XXXXX
Dear Xxxxxxx :
Thank you for your interest in the Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx position at the Red Cross, Xxxxxxx County Chapter. We appreciate your interest and timely response.
Resumes have been reviewed and the applicants selected for an interview have been notified.
Your credentials were excellent ; we wish you success in your future endeavors.
Xxxxx X. Xxxxx