|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - American Red Cross
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 07/31/2004
And the letter reads:
Ms. Xxxxxxx XxxxxxxxView Comments
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Dear Xxxxxxx :
Thank you for your interest in the Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx position at the Red Cross, Xxxxxxx County Chapter. We appreciate your interest and timely response.
Resumes have been reviewed and the applicants selected for an interview have been notified.
Your credentials were excellent ; we wish you success in your future endeavors.
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