|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - American Red Cross
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 07/31/2004
And the letter reads:
Ms. Xxxxxxx XxxxxxxxView Comments
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Xxxxxxxxxx, XX XXXXX
Dear Xxxxxxx :
Thank you for your interest in the Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxxx position at the Red Cross, Xxxxxxx County Chapter. We appreciate your interest and timely response.
Resumes have been reviewed and the applicants selected for an interview have been notified.
Your credentials were excellent ; we wish you success in your future endeavors.
Xxxxx X. Xxxxx