Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - Aardvark Music Ltd|
Submitted by - Justaphase.com
Last updated on 12/23/2002
And the letter reads:
Hello there, View Comments
Thanx for your demo submission.
We have been in uproar recently trying to decide a musical direction for the label. I think we finally made it. Unfortunately although we like your material we don't think it is going to fit in. Good luck elsewhere and be sure that we will be kicking ourselves around Cornwall when we here you on the radio.