Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - Aardvark Music Ltd|
Submitted by - Justaphase.com
Last updated on 12/23/2002
And the letter reads:
Hello there, View Comments
Thanx for your demo submission.
We have been in uproar recently trying to decide a musical direction for the label. I think we finally made it. Unfortunately although we like your material we don't think it is going to fit in. Good luck elsewhere and be sure that we will be kicking ourselves around Cornwall when we here you on the radio.