|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - Ernst & Young|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 10/14/2004
And the letter reads:
Letter: Dear XXXXXXXX:View Comments
I enjoyed meeting with you during my recent visit to XXXXX University. I was impressed with your personal and professional qualifications.
Unfortunately, due to the staffing requirements, we can employ only a limited number of the many candidates interested in our firm. Even though we are unable to offer you an internship position, we are impressed with your qualifications. I would like to keep in touch as you continue your education to further discuss full-time career opportunities at Ernst & Young.
Please accept my thanks for participating in the interview. Good luck during the rest of the semester. I look forward to seeing you again in the near future.