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Hiring Manager: I grow tired of this applicant we interviewed two weeks ago. He is calling and asking us questions about when we will make our choice. Will he not learn? I think we should continue ignoring him and not even tell him if he was not picked. That would be expected. People do not want to hear from us right? So we will not even respond. Boy we are gonna save millions by not bothering to respond to applicants as well as the ones we actually interview.

Everyone else in the room: Excellent idea sir! We will be RICH!

Letter from - Gestalten
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 11/19/2004

And the letter reads:

Hi XXXXXXX:

Thanks for sending work. We're pretty open to new writers; every issue of Gestalten has at least 1 totally unpublished poet. But overall, people don't usually start writing experimental work. Your poems are quirky, and have a light-hearted tone that we don't see very often. But we need heavily experimental, abstract work---the sort of stuff most people don't accept as "poetry." The Gestalten web site has some samples from past issues (see also the "Selby" gallery).

All best,

Paul

www.brokenboulder.com

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