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Letter from - University of Western Ontario
Submitted by - Suzanne
Last updated on 01/07/2005

And the letter reads:

Suzanne

I am concerned that you may not have successfully received an earlier Email reply from me and if so, I apologize for the delay in responding to your email and inquiry regarding an NSERC USRA in my laboratory for this coming summer.

Thank you for your interest in the research in my laboratory, however, The positions for the coming summer have been filled. Given that you may not have received a timely reply from me, should you Require assistance in finding an alternate laboratory and completing the necessary paperwork for tomorrow’s deadline please do not hesitate to stop by my office (or lab) early tomorrow. If you have not located an alternate laboratory please see the list of lab positions available outside Room 258 in the Biology and Geological Sciences Building.

I wish you the best in your future research.

Assistant Professor
Department of Biology
The University of Western Ontario
Biology and Geology Building

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