|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - Advertising Checking Bureau|
Submitted by - TC
Last updated on 09/09/2005
And the letter reads:
Thank you for submitting your resume in response to our recent job advertisement.
We are currently evaluating the many resumes that we received for this job opening. Should it be decided that your experience and skills meet our current requirements, we will contact you directly for a personal interview.
Thank you again for your interest in employment opportunities with Advertising Checking Bureau, Inc.
Human Resource Manager
The Advertising Checking Bureau Inc.