|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - Brink's Home Security|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 12/17/2005
And the letter reads:
Tuesday, December 06, 2005View Comments
Thank you for your recent inquiry concerning possible employment with
Brink's Home Security. The information you provided is being reviewed to
determine if your qualifications and interests match our present openings.
If you have already been contacted, we look forward to visiting with you
further. If you have not heard from us within 4 weeks, you may assume that
we have been unable to find a suitable position.
We appreciate your interest in Brink's Home Security and wish you success
in your career goals.
Brink's Home Security
EOE. M/F/V/D. Drug-free, smoke-free workplace.