Links for the rejected:

Job Seeker: I am just calling to inquire about my application status for job number JC24 that I applied for two weeks ago. Employer: Oh yes! We are still reviewing all the applications, but your application is in the final stages of review with three others for this position. We will be notifying everyone this week with our final choice. *hangs up* *looks at the person they hired for that position last week and laughs*

And the letter reads:

Dear Samantha:

Thank you for your interest in

Job title: FINANCIAL SERVICES REP ? INBOUND
Department: Customer Service
Requisition Number: 203656:

Careful consideration has been given to all candidates and selection decisions have been made. Unfortunately, we are unable to extend an offer of employment at this time.

There are many different job opportunities available at Alltel. We encourage you to continue taking an active role in your job search. Our corporate website, www.alltel.com, is updated daily with current job opportunities, so visit frequently and apply to those jobs that interest you.

We are truly pleased that you have considered pursuing a career with Alltel and wish you the best in your search for a new opportunity.

Sincerely,

Alltel

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