|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - Blackbaud|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 10/17/2004
And the letter reads:
Thank you. Your email to firstname.lastname@example.org was received. View Comments
Your resume will be made available to recruiters who specialize in the areas matching your skills, strengths and area of interest. If you do not hear from us, there is currently not an open position that best utilizes your skills and background. However, your resume will be kept on file for one year.
Again, thank you for considering Blackbaud as a potential employer.
Blackbaud Recruiting Team