Links for the rejected:

Hiring Manager: Looking at all of these resumes has helped me remember I have other things to do. Everyone else in the room: Excellent idea sir! Wasting time on other things RULES!

And the letter reads:

Thank you. Your email to recruiting@blackbaud.com was received.

Your resume will be made available to recruiters who specialize in the areas matching your skills, strengths and area of interest. If you do not hear from us, there is currently not an open position that best utilizes your skills and background. However, your resume will be kept on file for one year.

Again, thank you for considering Blackbaud as a potential employer.

Sincerely,

Blackbaud Recruiting Team