|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - Chevron|
Submitted by - Ms. Jones
Last updated on 05/17/2007
And the letter reads:
Dear Ms. Jones, View Comments
Thank you for taking the time to interview for the Legal Analyst position with Chevron's Environmental Practice Group (EPG). We enjoyed meeting you and learning more about your background and skills. We have now completed our interviews and wanted to let you know that we have selected a candidate for this position and they have accepted an offer to join the EPG. While we were very favorably impressed with your experience and qualifications, we believe the skill set possessed by this person provides the best match with the requirements of this position. Thank you once again for your interest in Chevron. Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have questions.
Very truly yours,
Michael J. Steinbrecher Senior Counsel,
Environmental Practice Group Law Department
Chevron U.S.A. Inc.
6001 Bollinger Canyon Road, T-3240
San Ramon, CA 94583
Tel 925 842 XXXX
Fax 925 842 XXXX
Mobile 925 683 XXXX