Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - Carolina Panthers|
Submitted by - TS
Last updated on 10/02/2007
And the letter reads:
Dear Carolina Panthers Fan:View Comments
We are in receipt of your resume and your credentials are quite impressive. We will maintain your information on file for consideration for future openings that we feel match your qualifications.
Thank you for your interest in employment opportunities with the Carolina Panthers.
Human Resource Manager
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