Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - Amazon|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 11/06/2007
And the letter reads:
Thank you for taking the time to meet with us at ******. There are many bright and talented students like you in the marketplace and it makes our jobs all that much harder. I regret we will not be moving forward with your interview process. We have a limited number of openings and are searching for those students who have the most directly applicable combination of education and experience.
We appreciate your time investigating an opportunity with us. We would like to wish you all the best in your search and thank you for your interest in Amazon.com.