Links for the rejected:

Interviewer: You have the skills and experience we are looking for. It was nice speaking to you. Expect to hear something from us in a few days. Job Seeker: Thanks for your time. *leaves* *application and resume stored in the trash* Interviewer: Yeah right. Some people will believe anything you tell them!

And the letter reads:

Your Application Has Been Submitted XXXXXXXXXX The following is your confirmation number. Please save this number for future reference: xxxxxx

Thank you for your interest in this career opportunity at Cuyahoga Community College. Based on your responses to the questions on the employment application, you do not meet the required qualifications for this position. Please do not let this discourage you from applying for other positions that interest you as qualifications vary position to position.

Again, thank you for considering Cuyahoga Community College. We wish you success in your future endeavors.