Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - Cuyahoga Community College|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 05/25/2008
And the letter reads:
Your Application Has Been Submitted XXXXXXXXXX The following is your confirmation number. Please save this number for future reference: xxxxxxView Comments
Thank you for your interest in this career opportunity at Cuyahoga Community College. Based on your responses to the questions on the employment application, you do not meet the required qualifications for this position. Please do not let this discourage you from applying for other positions that interest you as qualifications vary position to position.
Again, thank you for considering Cuyahoga Community College. We wish you success in your future endeavors.