Links for the rejected:

Employer: Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies? Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always. Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.

And the letter reads:

Thank you for your interest in employment with Carolinas Medical Center - NorthEast and allowing us the opportunity to review your application for NETOWRK TECH II. The position has been offered to another candidate. The job posting is updated on Wednesday afternoons should you be interested in other positions. Our job line number is 704-783-1344 or please visit our website to keep abreast of our current job positions at www.cmcnortheast.org.

I wish you well in your future employment endeavors.

Sincerely,

Anna Locklear

Recruiter

Carolinas Medical Center-NorthEast