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Interviewer: Looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer. Job Seeker: Well, to be honest I am not qualified to do this job. Interviewer: Oh well, I like your honesty, I am sure you can learn. Job Seeker: Well, do not bet on it. Interviewer: I will take that as a yes. Welcome aboard.

And the letter reads:

Hi Christopher,

I was going to follow up with a phone call, but I will respond by email. After careful consideration, I felt that you were not the best fit for the job. Good luck in your job search.

Thank you,
Greg Rossow