Links for the rejected:

IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. Janitor: *digs in the trash* Here is one. IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive. Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home. IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.

And the letter reads:

We received your resume!
And it's in the right place.

Thanks for your interest in joining Dell. We're always looking for smart, ambitious people who want to be one of the best. As one of the world's #1 direct seller of computers, and provider of services and technology consulting, the spectrum of employment possibilities are as varied as they are challenging. We're keeping your resume in our database for a full six months - and for two great reasons. It improves your chances of finding the job that's right for you. And it improves our chances of finding the right employee for the job. So you can be sure we're keeping a close eye on your resume, as opportunities become available. During this time, there's no need to resubmit your resume. If we find a favorable match, we'll contact you. Be sure to check our website for an up-to-the-minute listing of current openings.

Thanks again and good luck!

www.dell.com