|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - Dell|
Submitted by - Dave
Last updated on 05/12/2003
And the letter reads:
We received your resume!View Comments
And it's in the right place.
Thanks for your interest in joining Dell. We're always looking for smart, ambitious people who want to be one of the best. As one of the world's #1 direct seller of computers, and provider of services and technology consulting, the spectrum of employment possibilities are as varied as they are challenging. We're keeping your resume in our database for a full six months - and for two great reasons. It improves your chances of finding the job that's right for you. And it improves our chances of finding the right employee for the job. So you can be sure we're keeping a close eye on your resume, as opportunities become available. During this time, there's no need to resubmit your resume. If we find a favorable match, we'll contact you. Be sure to check our website for an up-to-the-minute listing of current openings.
Thanks again and good luck!