Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - Dell|
Submitted by - Dave
Last updated on 05/12/2003
And the letter reads:
We received your resume!View Comments
And it's in the right place.
Thanks for your interest in joining Dell. We're always looking for smart, ambitious people who want to be one of the best. As one of the world's #1 direct seller of computers, and provider of services and technology consulting, the spectrum of employment possibilities are as varied as they are challenging. We're keeping your resume in our database for a full six months - and for two great reasons. It improves your chances of finding the job that's right for you. And it improves our chances of finding the right employee for the job. So you can be sure we're keeping a close eye on your resume, as opportunities become available. During this time, there's no need to resubmit your resume. If we find a favorable match, we'll contact you. Be sure to check our website for an up-to-the-minute listing of current openings.
Thanks again and good luck!