|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - Computech|
Submitted by - Jody
Last updated on 07/21/2003
And the letter reads:
Dear Jody,View Comments
To be honest, when I look at your skillset in regards with the amount of time since you graduated, I think you should have more current skills. If you decide to take further training, self taught or not, I would suggest C#, and other .NET tools. I hope that you take this email, and use it as an eye opener for getting back into the books. There is alot of $$$ to be made for ambitious individuals. Please feel free to contact me in the future.