|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - Computech|
Submitted by - Jody
Last updated on 07/21/2003
And the letter reads:
Dear Jody,View Comments
To be honest, when I look at your skillset in regards with the amount of time since you graduated, I think you should have more current skills. If you decide to take further training, self taught or not, I would suggest C#, and other .NET tools. I hope that you take this email, and use it as an eye opener for getting back into the books. There is alot of $$$ to be made for ambitious individuals. Please feel free to contact me in the future.