|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - ABC Corporation|
Submitted by - -
Last updated on 09/25/2003
And the letter reads:
Your correspondence and resume submitted in consideration of an employment opportunity with our firm, has been forwarded to my attention for review and reply.View Comments
At this time, ABC Corporation has no position open which would utilize your qualifications and experience. However, we will be keeping your data in our current records and should a position open which we feel would be of mutual interest, we will contact you direct. Should you wish to resubmit your resume at any time to keep our files open, please feel free to do so.