Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - ABC Corporation|
Submitted by - -
Last updated on 09/25/2003
And the letter reads:
Your correspondence and resume submitted in consideration of an employment opportunity with our firm, has been forwarded to my attention for review and reply.View Comments
At this time, ABC Corporation has no position open which would utilize your qualifications and experience. However, we will be keeping your data in our current records and should a position open which we feel would be of mutual interest, we will contact you direct. Should you wish to resubmit your resume at any time to keep our files open, please feel free to do so.