|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - ABC Corporation|
Submitted by - -
Last updated on 09/25/2003
And the letter reads:
Your correspondence and resume submitted in consideration of an employment opportunity with our firm, has been forwarded to my attention for review and reply.View Comments
At this time, ABC Corporation has no position open which would utilize your qualifications and experience. However, we will be keeping your data in our current records and should a position open which we feel would be of mutual interest, we will contact you direct. Should you wish to resubmit your resume at any time to keep our files open, please feel free to do so.