Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - FBI|
Submitted by - John
Last updated on 09/29/2003
And the letter reads:
Dear John XOXOXOX,View Comments
Thank you for your interest in employment with FBI. However, you do not
meet the requirements for the area of consideration because you do not
currently reside in the area of consideration.
You will not be able to proceed.
This letter is confirmation that your application has been received. You
may wish to print and retain for your records.
FBI Staffing Unit