Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - FBI|
Submitted by - John
Last updated on 09/29/2003
And the letter reads:
Dear John XOXOXOX,View Comments
Thank you for your interest in employment with FBI. However, you do not
meet the requirements for the area of consideration because you do not
currently reside in the area of consideration.
You will not be able to proceed.
This letter is confirmation that your application has been received. You
may wish to print and retain for your records.
FBI Staffing Unit