|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - FBI|
Submitted by - John
Last updated on 09/29/2003
And the letter reads:
Dear John XOXOXOX,View Comments
Thank you for your interest in employment with FBI. However, you do not
meet the requirements for the area of consideration because you do not
currently reside in the area of consideration.
You will not be able to proceed.
This letter is confirmation that your application has been received. You
may wish to print and retain for your records.
FBI Staffing Unit