Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?
Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.
Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.
Letter from - American Cancer Society|
Submitted by - Casey
Last updated on 10/16/2003
And the letter reads:
Your resume has been received by the Human Resources department of the
American Cancer Society. We appreciate your interest in employment
opportunities and we are currently reviewing your qualifications.
We will contact you at a later date if the hiring department is interested in scheduling an interview, or if your background matches a current opening. If no opening matches your qualifications, we will keep your materials on file for up to one year. The employment page of our website, www.cancer.org, is updated weekly with new vacancies.
Human Resources Department
American Cancer Society
National Home Office