Home Now Rejected Future Rejection About Us Contact  
  Letters of Rejection  
Submit a Letter

Submit a Comment

Upload a Letter

Mail a Letter or Comments

Links for the rejected:

Employer: Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?

Employee: Oh, I am sorry. I thought when you said to file it, you meant throw it in the trash like always.

Employer: Ah who am I kidding! We were just gonna hire someone else anyway. The janitor told me about his nephew, who has a computer.

Letter from - American Cancer Society
Submitted by - Casey
Last updated on 10/16/2003

And the letter reads:

Your resume has been received by the Human Resources department of the American Cancer Society. We appreciate your interest in employment opportunities and we are currently reviewing your qualifications.

We will contact you at a later date if the hiring department is interested in scheduling an interview, or if your background matches a current opening. If no opening matches your qualifications, we will keep your materials on file for up to one year. The employment page of our website, www.cancer.org, is updated weekly with new vacancies.

Human Resources Department
American Cancer Society
National Home Office

View Comments

  This site was designed and maintained by HTML Concepts©