|Interviewer: Well, looking over your resume that you wrote on a used paper napkin, I really do not see what qualifies you for this job as Web Developer or any job here. |
Job Seeker: Well sir, it says my last name is Short...nephew to Chris Short, the janitor.
Interviewer: Excellent! Who cares about finding a Web Developer for this job. Tell Chris I said hello...and the bathrooms look spotless. Oh yes...Welcome aboard!
Letter from - American Cancer Society|
Submitted by - Casey
Last updated on 10/16/2003
And the letter reads:
Your resume has been received by the Human Resources department of the
American Cancer Society. We appreciate your interest in employment
opportunities and we are currently reviewing your qualifications.
We will contact you at a later date if the hiring department is interested in scheduling an interview, or if your background matches a current opening. If no opening matches your qualifications, we will keep your materials on file for up to one year. The employment page of our website, www.cancer.org, is updated weekly with new vacancies.
Human Resources Department
American Cancer Society
National Home Office