|IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. |
Janitor: *digs in the trash*
Here is one.
IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive.
Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home.
IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.
Letter from - American Cancer Society|
Submitted by - Casey
Last updated on 10/16/2003
And the letter reads:
Your resume has been received by the Human Resources department of the
American Cancer Society. We appreciate your interest in employment
opportunities and we are currently reviewing your qualifications.
We will contact you at a later date if the hiring department is interested in scheduling an interview, or if your background matches a current opening. If no opening matches your qualifications, we will keep your materials on file for up to one year. The employment page of our website, www.cancer.org, is updated weekly with new vacancies.
Human Resources Department
American Cancer Society
National Home Office