Links for the rejected:

IT Manager: Can you look to see if there are any resumes sent in by someone with the a Web Developers skill set, mostly HTML, ASP, SQL, Dreamweaver, Flash, freehand, and ADO. Janitor: *digs in the trash* Here is one. IT Manager: Excellent. Degree in Computer Information Systems, four years experience in HTML and ASP. Two years with SQL and VB Script. Look a portfolio of URLs. Impressive. Janitor: I have a nephew who has a computer at home. IT Manager: Great! We will hire him instead.

And the letter reads:

Thank you for your interest in exploring career opportunities at ALLTEL. If you meet the qualifications for the position for which you applied your resume will be sent to a recruiter or manager (as applicable) for review and consideration.

We encourage you to visit our website frequently as it is updated daily with current job opportunities. Thank you again for taking the time to apply with ALLTEL. We wish you the best in your career search!