Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - Villanova University Counseling Center|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 03/20/2004
And the letter reads:
This letter is to inform you that the position for which you applied, as a trainee at the Villanova University Counseling Center, has been filled. Although you were not the successful candidate for the position, I do want to thank you for your interest in Villanova University, and for you efforts in pursuit of this training opportunity.
Best wishes to you for success in your future career.
Norman W. Pitt, Ph.D.
Director of Training