Here is a nice qualified applicant. Wow, this is the one. Oh wait, the application states he is 45 miles away...but it does say he will relocate at his own expense. Hrm, oh well, it is not worth the hassle calling him to see if he really meant that. |
*Files resume and application in the trash for safe keeping.*
Lets hire this applicant. Even though he is not very qualified, he is already nearby and thats really most important. Who wants the most qualified applicant, we want the quick fix.
Letter from - HMFH Architects Inc|
Submitted by - Anonymous
Last updated on 03/16/2004
And the letter reads:
Nicole SomebodyView Comments
City State Zip
Dear Lynette: (NOTICE IT IS NOT THE SAME AS IN THE ADDRESS LINE, NOR IS IT ME)
Thank you for attending our interview for the administrative assistant position with HMFH Architects, Inc. I regret to inform you that, on this occasion you were unsuccessful. (HOW INSULTING)
I would like to thank you again for your interest in working with HMFH. Best wishes in your continued search for employment.
Retard (name changed)