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Employer: Where was that resume I told you to file? Can you bring it back with three additional copies?

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Letter from - Floyd, Yates, and Associates
Submitted by - Fredrick
Last updated on 05/03/2004

And the letter reads:

Dear XOXOXOXO,
The firm of Floyd, Yates, and Associates would like to inform you that we have received and reviewed your application and transcripts for employment with our firm. We are sad to say we are unable to offer you an interview at this time, because we feel your academic standing is not what we expect our new associates to come aboard at. We only recruit candidates with a 3.4 G.P.A. out of possible 4.0. Though, your 3.1 is admirable, it is below our standards.

We thank you for your time and effort, and wish you well in the future.

XOXOXOXOX
Floyd, Yates, and Associates.

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